John Hancock

The Man, The Myth, The Signature

Big money. Big faith. Bigger flex.

If America had merch in 1776, John Hancock would've already been selling it out of a mahogany cart. He was that guy — the first name on the Declaration of Independence, and the reason we now use “John Hancock” to mean “signature.”

But there's more to him than that oversized autograph.

Let’s dig in.

From Orphan to CEO

John was born in 1737 in Massachusetts. His dad was a preacher, but when John lost both parents young, he got adopted by his super-rich uncle — a merchant so wealthy his table settings probably had better health insurance than most colonists.

John took over the business, built a trade empire, and by his late 20s, he was colonial rich. Like, “fund-the-revolution-with-petty-cash” rich.

Trouble on the Docks

Enter: The Liberty Affair.

In 1768, Hancock’s ship Liberty was seized by British customs officials on sketchy smuggling charges. Bostonians rioted. John smirked.

Because the moment Britain tried to flex, Hancock said:
“Bet.”

He linked arms (and wallets) with Samuel Adams and started financing the patriot movement. You like tea in the harbor? Thank Hancock's checkbook.

The Declaration Glow-Up

July 4, 1776: It’s signing day.

Most of the delegates are nervously scribbling their names like they’re clocking in late for work.

John?
Center. Bold. First.

He signs so big, so clear, and so dramatically that the legend goes he wanted King George to see it “without his spectacles.”

True or not —
the signature slapped!

He was Loud

While he wasn’t out evangelizing in powdered wigs, Hancock was definitely a man of faith.
He was a devout Congregationalist who regularly declared days of prayer, fasting, and thanksgiving in his official roles.

He saw liberty not just as a political right — but a moral responsibility, guided by Divine Providence.
His public writings often called the people to seek God’s help and act with virtue.

In short:
He believed.
Quietly. Steadily. Fiercely.

Politician Vibes

Hancock later became the first Governor of Massachusetts, serving multiple terms while battling health issues, political opponents, and his tailor (probably) for that signature coat fit.

He also helped get the U.S. Constitution ratified in Massachusetts — proof he wasn’t just about fireworks, but foundations.

💥 Fun Fact:

He once asked to lead troops in battle.
George Washington said no.

Turns out, charisma doesn’t equal combat training.

So Hancock pivoted…
and governed instead. Like a boss.

 Legacy Check

John Hancock died in 1793, but his influence — and his pen game — never left the chat.

He was rich, generous, defiant, faithful, and unforgettable.

Because in a world of whispers, he made freedom loud.