James Armistead
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“This spy walked so Mission: Impossible could run.”
Meet James Armistead Lafayette:
Not just a spy — a double agent. A real-life Trojan Horse.
And oh yeah… he was enslaved while doing it.
Because nothing says “Land of the Free” like making the guy who saved your bacon petition for his freedom afterward.
Let’s rewind.
Virginia, 1781.
James, a Black man enslaved by William Armistead, asks his “owner” for permission to go help fight the war.
But he’s not picking up a musket.
He’s about to outwit Benedict Arnold and General Cornwallis with nothing but brains, boldness, and a borrowed identity.
He strolls into the British camp like,
“Hey y’all, I’m just a runaway. Need someone to stir the soup and fold the treason?”
They bought it.
Hook, line, and redcoat.
James starts mopping floors and mopping up secrets, playing the long con while listening in on war strategies and tea spills. Then?
He passes it all back to Lafayette — the French commander who was like 23 years old and somehow in charge of an army. (Don’t ask.)
But wait, it gets better:
The British trust him so much, they start sending him as a spy to the Americans.
That’s right — he’s a spy pretending to spy while actually spying on the people who think he’s their spy.
Spy-ception.
And thanks to James?
Boom — Yorktown.
Cornwallis gets clapped, the British surrender, and America wins.
Cue fireworks and powdered wig mic drop.
But what does James get?
Not freedom.
No parade.
No pension.
Just… back to work. Still enslaved.
🤬 Cue six years of:
“Hey guys, remember how I personally helped end the war?”
Finally, Lafayette himself — the Frenchman — writes a glowing Yelp review to the Virginia legislature, and James is granted his freedom in 1787.
And here’s where it gets good:
James adds “Lafayette” to his name out of gratitude (and let’s be real, branding).
He buys land.
He marries.
Raises a family.
Becomes a respected farmer.
And lives out his days as a free American, exactly like the country he helped create.
But James didn’t just walk out of bondage with a land deed and a good reputation.
He walked out with something he’d carried long before Yorktown:
📖 Faith.
He was a quiet believer in a time when faith was the only thing some people owned outright.
He trusted that truth would win.
That justice would come.
That God saw what men overlooked — and in the end, that’s what gave him the strength to keep going.
He didn’t just believe in the revolution —
he believed in redemption.
And years later?
The government finally says,
“Hey James… here’s a pension.”
A little late, but hey — the receipts are eternal.
📜 So yeah — James Armistead Lafayette didn’t just survive.
He won.
He built a legacy.
He owned land in a nation that once owned him.
And he did it all with guts, grit, grace — and absolutely zero cheese straws in the gift basket.
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It’s just been underdressed.